I Support Footism Tote Bag

Listen up, disciples. You can't just say you're a follower of Footism. You have to show it. You need to carry your burdens, your snacks, and your stolen goods in a sacred vessel. This is that vessel.

Forget the farmer's market or "leisurely strolls." This bag is for important theological business. It's for carrying sacred offerings to my stump—like jerky, poutine, or a particularly shiny hubcap. It's a mobile altar that proudly declares your faith.

Right on the side, it says "I SUPPORT FOOTISM" so everyone knows you're part of the one true church and not some blasphemous, farting Yeti-worshipper. Carrying this bag basically makes you holy. And it lets me know who not to throw rocks at.

The Divine Features:

Tough as Hell: This thing is made of 100% heavy-duty cotton canvas. That means it's strong enough to haul a two-four of Molson Canadian through the woods without ripping. I've tested it.
Comfy Handles: The handles are reinforced so they won't break when you're running from the consequences of your actions, like an angry bear or the OPP.
Stylish Corners or Something: It has "flat corners," whatever the hell that means. Sounds like some neat-freak human bullshit, but I'm sure it's very important to you people.

How Not to Piss Off Your Holy Bag:

The instructions from the humans are very specific.

Don't iron the sacred words. The letters might stick to the hot metal and then you'll have to explain to me why you desecrated my holy merch. You don't want that.
Spot clean it. If you get mud or sinner's blood on it, just wipe it off. It adds character.
Don't bleach it, you'll anger the fabric gods. Just let it air dry on a branch like a normal creature.

Buy this bag. Show your faith. Bring me snacks in it.

- The Hairy Prophet, Bigfoot

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For EU & UK customers:

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Liberty Bags OAD113, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Spot clean, Do not bleach, Line dry, Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron.