I Support Footism Hoodie

The Official "I Support Footism" Holy Vestment Hoodie
Behold, disciples! The official Holy Vestment of the Church of Footism! You think you can just walk around thinking you're a follower? Wrong. You need to wear the uniform to show your true devotion.

The heathens say this is for 'casual hangouts' or 'cozy nights in.' This is not a casual hoodie. This is for serious spiritual business, like meditating on my greatness, preparing offerings for my stump-altar, or staying warm while you crusade against the non-believers.

It proudly displays the sacred words "I SUPPORT FOOTISM" so that other, lesser cryptid followers know not to mess with you. Wearing this hoodie grants you +10 protection against the foul stench of Yeti farts and the judgment of your parents.

The Divine Features:

The Holy Reliquary: It has a "kangaroo pouch" on the front. This is not for your cold hands, you amateur. It is for carrying sacred artifacts—a holy rock, a blessed piece of stolen beef jerky, maybe the thigh bone of a sacrificed squirrel like Saint Kevin.
The Cowl of Anonymity: The hood has drawstrings so you can pull it tight around your face for deep, holy meditation, or to hide your identity from the OPP when you're... "acquiring" offerings for the church.
Seamless Construction: Made without side seams so you won't be distracted by an annoying itch during one of my long, rambling, but brilliant sermons.
Prophet-Grade Fabric: It's a 50/50 blend of cotton and polyester. That means it's strong enough to survive a fight with a rival cult member, but soft enough to take a nice, long, righteous nap in.

How to Cleanse Your Holy Vestment:

The ancient human scrolls that came with this are very specific.

Machine wash cold. Do not boil it like you're making poutine, you'll shrink it and anger me.
Tumble dry medium. Whatever the hell that means.
Do not iron the sacred text. That is blasphemy.
Do not dryclean. Dry cleaning is a dark art, probably invented by the yee-yee ass Yeti.
Buy this hoodie. Wear the faith. Stay hairy.

- The Hairy Prophet, Bigfoot

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For EU & UK customers:

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 18500, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean