BigFootBoyz Sticker Pack

Alright, It's Sticky Paper With Me On It. Buy It.
So you want to plaster your crap with pictures of me and my weird little friend. I respect that. It shows you have good taste. You humans like to put sticky pictures of things on your other, more expensive things. I don't get it, but I'm here to sell.

Here's what you get on this sheet of pure, unadulterated awesome:

The Classic: The "I BELIEVE IN BIGFOOT" sticker. Slap this on your truck's bumper so everyone on the 402 knows you're not a government drone. It's a statement of intelligence.

My Life's Motto: "Stay Hairy." It's got me on it, looking majestic as usual, surrounded by some mushrooms because I'm a fun-gi. Get it? Fun-guy? Shut up. It's a good joke.

The Alien: And then you get two of my little grey buddy, Zorp. One of him looking all serious and mysterious with his purple space rock, and another one of him throwing up a peace sign because he's basically an intergalactic hippie.

Cover up that dumb-ass "Live, Laugh, Love" sign in your kitchen. Stick these on your laptop, your water bottle, your forehead. I don't care.

The Nitty-Gritty Details (My Two Cents):
Different Kinds of Sticky: They tell me there's white, holographic, and transparent. The holographic one is probably made with Zorp's alien tech. Get that one. It's shiny.

Ink That Doesn't Piss Off Mother Nature: Made with eco-friendly ink. I live outside, so I appreciate you not shitting up my home with your toxic chemicals. Thanks.

Sun-Proof & Tough: Apparently, they're coated in some shit that protects them from the sun and general wear and tear. They'll probably last longer than your car.

Easy to Peel: Even your clumsy human fingers can peel the back off without having a mental breakdown. No excuses.

Basically Indestructible: They're vinyl and water-resistant. You can stick one on your canoe. It'll probably outlast the canoe.

How to Clean a Fucking Sticker:
It's a sticker. It sticks to shit. If it gets dusty, wipe it. If you're spending more than two seconds cleaning a sticker, you need a better hobby. Go outside and try not to get eaten.